The Slanderous Musings of Herbie B. Soft–Furnishings


I think this might actually have happened to my brother…
July 31, 2006, 10:23 am
Filed under: childrens health, Uncategorized

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I saw this happen behind Asda
July 27, 2006, 4:18 pm
Filed under: childrens health, Ice Cream Man, Uncategorized

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Some thoughts on the American space programme
July 24, 2006, 10:15 am
Filed under: Little Man, spoon, Uncategorized, What is he doing?

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We saw them play in Felixstowe
July 22, 2006, 10:12 am
Filed under: Bad Poetry, beatnik psychiatry, live poetry, Uncategorized

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The Means of Production
July 20, 2006, 10:10 am
Filed under: Marxism, Means of Production, Uncategorized

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He was, you know…
July 18, 2006, 10:08 am
Filed under: Christmas Party, Party Hats, Uncategorized

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Happy lady I saw today
July 16, 2006, 8:39 am
Filed under: Uncategorized, wreath

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Things your mother never told you.
July 15, 2006, 10:06 am
Filed under: Fishing, Uncategorized

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Nor was meant to be…
July 11, 2006, 10:04 am
Filed under: gameshow, hips, Uncategorized

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Rhyming Slang
July 9, 2006, 9:01 am
Filed under: Inventors

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Warick Castle (not Warwick Castle) was found slumped against the radiator in his Huddersfield motel room in the early hours of this morning having attempted to swallow his own spleen alongside several large owl pellets that he had picked up on a midnight walk in the woods around the motorway.
July 5, 2006, 6:59 am
Filed under: Uncategorized, Warwick

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Her hat is nice
July 4, 2006, 10:57 am
Filed under: Feathers, Hat, murder, Papers, Uncategorized

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Strange Behaviour
July 3, 2006, 9:50 am
Filed under: Feathers, murder

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Entry Point
July 2, 2006, 3:50 pm
Filed under: Papers

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