The Slanderous Musings of Herbie B. Soft–Furnishings


It could happen to you too insect legs.
August 29, 2006, 9:06 am
Filed under: Franz Kafka, Metamorphosis, Mistaken Identity, The Trial, Uncategorized

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Water Safety
August 26, 2006, 9:04 am
Filed under: Birds, Warwick

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I was asked to remove this.
August 23, 2006, 10:01 am
Filed under: Dolphin Sex, Porn, Tristram, Uncategorized

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People I met by the bins behind the butchers
August 20, 2006, 9:58 am
Filed under: NHS dentists, Yeah, but is it any good?

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And when we met him there was the smell of knives upon tearducts.
August 17, 2006, 10:56 am
Filed under: Grief, Uncategorized

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A story relayed to me by a Russian duck
August 14, 2006, 9:53 am
Filed under: #1, Beauty, Health and Beauty Tips, smoking

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My earliest erotic memory
August 13, 2006, 9:32 am
Filed under: a smell of sour crows, eroticism, leaking

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He danced awfully well, I seem to remember
August 10, 2006, 10:34 am
Filed under: Fishing, One of them, People at the party, Uncategorized

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Nigel had a friend called G. Or B.
August 6, 2006, 10:32 am
Filed under: Nigel, Things I can remember off the television when I close m, Uncategorized

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My mother disowned him of course.
August 1, 2006, 9:28 am
Filed under: childrens health

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