The Slanderous Musings of Herbie B. Soft–Furnishings


The End.

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A lesser known etching by William Blake is found in a chip shop in the North of France. No one likes to draw attention to it, just in case it is not what it appears to be. Then one day almost by accident, a young man feeds it to his pet horse. The horse dies. No one wins in war.
October 2, 2006, 9:06 am
Filed under: Blake, Kenneth Williams, Thomas Conolly, Uncategorized

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The House in Pimlico
September 27, 2006, 10:01 am
Filed under: Ernest, The House in Pimlico, Uncategorized

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See here.



Art I have stolen and defaced with my crayons.
September 24, 2006, 9:00 am
Filed under: Beauty, Manet, Uncategorized

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How tiresome.
September 21, 2006, 9:58 am
Filed under: Tedium, Uncategorized

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A history of the French Revolution
September 18, 2006, 9:55 am
Filed under: Beauty, Inventors, Little Man, Plans, sex

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A scene from Bath
September 15, 2006, 9:53 am
Filed under: Uncategorized

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Tattoo seen on the sole of a child’s foot
September 9, 2006, 10:17 am
Filed under: Che Guevara, Cuba, Cubism, Uncategorized

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I vomit every time I see this picture.
September 6, 2006, 12:15 pm
Filed under: Fear, Rabbit, Uncategorized

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Do you come here often?
September 3, 2006, 6:13 pm
Filed under: economics, money saving

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He did all the big names.
September 1, 2006, 10:10 am
Filed under: Means of Production, What is he doing?, Yeah, leaking, spiders

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It could happen to you too insect legs.
August 29, 2006, 9:06 am
Filed under: Franz Kafka, Metamorphosis, Mistaken Identity, The Trial, Uncategorized

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Water Safety
August 26, 2006, 9:04 am
Filed under: Birds, Warwick

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I was asked to remove this.
August 23, 2006, 10:01 am
Filed under: Dolphin Sex, Porn, Tristram, Uncategorized

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People I met by the bins behind the butchers
August 20, 2006, 9:58 am
Filed under: NHS dentists, Yeah, but is it any good?

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And when we met him there was the smell of knives upon tearducts.
August 17, 2006, 10:56 am
Filed under: Grief, Uncategorized

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A story relayed to me by a Russian duck
August 14, 2006, 9:53 am
Filed under: #1, Beauty, Health and Beauty Tips, smoking

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My earliest erotic memory
August 13, 2006, 9:32 am
Filed under: a smell of sour crows, eroticism, leaking

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He danced awfully well, I seem to remember
August 10, 2006, 10:34 am
Filed under: Fishing, One of them, People at the party, Uncategorized

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Nigel had a friend called G. Or B.

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